tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20746919.post1050332331379538921..comments2023-12-19T11:10:46.084-06:00Comments on Lies & Exaggerations: The Final Fucking StrawDC Liarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07038110023898206767noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20746919.post-40964195399329409612007-07-08T03:33:00.000-05:002007-07-08T03:33:00.000-05:00Cheese Block Trojan Virus Porn: I could deal.PISSY...Cheese Block Trojan Virus Porn: I could deal.<BR/>PISSY CARPET: NO.<BR/><BR/>I think Old Dog and Jeanz have the right idea. You might try a DIY colostomy, just to be sure. Next time it might not be Canned Shit or whatever it was.Kimhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08203706993962458853noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20746919.post-68674130814226184622007-07-06T17:44:00.000-05:002007-07-06T17:44:00.000-05:00I've gotten Joe urine on me as well.I've gotten Joe urine on me as well.edPhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16788199353081238277noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20746919.post-27223942893226050722007-07-06T14:25:00.000-05:002007-07-06T14:25:00.000-05:00Hell, put the catheter in him yourself.Hell, put the catheter in him yourself.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20746919.post-57054700343188271272007-07-06T12:10:00.000-05:002007-07-06T12:10:00.000-05:00Make him put in a catheter when he comes home.Make him put in a catheter when he comes home.olddogdkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02160772699394713690noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20746919.post-73509537121635288992007-07-06T11:53:00.000-05:002007-07-06T11:53:00.000-05:00Here's a quick run-down of the people that have li...Here's a quick run-down of the people that have lived with me at this house (for any significant amount of time)over the last 6 1/2 years:<BR/>- Ana: Moved to California<BR/>- Jeanne: Moved Back to IL<BR/>- Jimmy: Moved to Milwaukee<BR/>- Daniel: Moved to New York<BR/>- Dave: Kicked Out<BR/>- Kathy: Kicked Out<BR/>- Chaz: Bought a House<BR/>- Chopper: Kicked Out<BR/>- Kelly: Kicked Out<BR/>- Joe: Still Here<BR/>- Jenny: Still HereDC Liarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07038110023898206767noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20746919.post-32991566387599209642007-07-06T11:28:00.000-05:002007-07-06T11:28:00.000-05:00About 4 or 5 years ago, Joe asked to crash out for...About 4 or 5 years ago, Joe asked to crash out for a couple of weeks after his old place got condemned. He never left.<BR/><BR/>The reasons he's still around?<BR/>- He always pays his rent and bills on time.<BR/>- He generally stays out of my way and recognizes that I call the shots around the house.<BR/><BR/>Even if I get rid of Joe there's no way in hell that I'm taking on another roomate.DC Liarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07038110023898206767noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20746919.post-15390765148886624872007-07-06T08:40:00.000-05:002007-07-06T08:40:00.000-05:00Is it really that hard to find a good roomie in DC...Is it really that hard to find a good roomie in DC? I know it's not ideal but you should be able to get a congressman pretty easily. They might drink a lot and piss on the floor but at least you'd have their staff to clean it up.Michael Khttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08159687903619549873noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20746919.post-35404550351424291382007-07-06T08:03:00.000-05:002007-07-06T08:03:00.000-05:00You should have hurt him. At least broke a finger ...You should have hurt him. At least broke a finger on pulled a toe out the socket.<BR/><BR/>If it don't hurt you don't learn.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com