tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20746919.post4195401356486473003..comments2023-12-19T11:10:46.084-06:00Comments on Lies & Exaggerations: The Strange Saga of the Menstruation GateDC Liarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07038110023898206767noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20746919.post-49132205831537606242011-02-11T19:49:55.413-06:002011-02-11T19:49:55.413-06:00I am sooooo sorry. I have some friends at UPS and ...I am sooooo sorry. I have some friends at UPS and I said, "hey, can you fuck with my buddy, Josh a little bit?" Honestly, I never thought it would go this far. By the way, I'm also sorry for the chemtrail conspiracy and that whole JFK thing.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09254794266992269312noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20746919.post-35559894482245189112011-02-11T19:26:04.355-06:002011-02-11T19:26:04.355-06:00well....after I got past "menstruation gate&q...well....after I got past "menstruation gate" (and I admit... i was rather curious to see just what THAT could have to do with UPS) ...that was quite an amusing little ditty(ahem..I mean..sorry for your pain)...in fact I laughed so hard I almost forgot how much I hate UPS...almost, and then I remembered that their little mishap with my package forced me into an altercation with the Columbian government, caused me to aquire 2 big-time showy lawyers (thankfully pro-bono)to work their magic on the supposed "ransom" placed on the "suspicious documents" I was "trying to get into the country" and put a 3 month hold on a show (which pissed the hell out of the gallery guy)...oh yeah and then there was the bloody visa I had to get for 600 bar napkins from the bloody Annex to allow said bar napkins to stay in country for the duration of the show (I swear that is the LAST time I ever use a napkin or the UPS).<br /><br />I know this isn't a pissing contest but I dare say I hate UPS more (also, if it was a pissing contest I'd totally freakin win).suzannehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08752446285369023786noreply@blogger.com