Wednesday, March 29, 2006

The Best Story I Can't Tell You

I've been slammed all week with a SINGLE work-related project that involves:

- Terminally ill, severely retarded children
- A third-tier country-western singer
- The United States Congress
and
- A gay* karaoke night

Unfortunately, since this was work-related I can't say a word about it up on the inter-web.
If you see me, make me tell you this story. If you don't see me, just make up your own story using ALL of the aforementioned entities.
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*homosexual gay, not 'Snakes on a Plane' gay
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6 comments:

  1. Michael K3/29/2006 11:48:00 AM

    You must post this story on epissy. Anything involving gay sex with retarded third tier country singers is narrative gold!

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  2. P-Dizzle3/29/2006 03:08:00 PM

    Weren't you making some noise about a trip to D-town soon?

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  3. Chris B.3/30/2006 01:25:00 PM

    Snakes on a Plane = gay? I thought it was about actual snakes on an acutal plane.

    "We got muthafuckin' snakes!"

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  4. P-Dizzle3/30/2006 01:54:00 PM

    I think he means SoaP is "gay," not gay.

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  5. DC Liar3/30/2006 02:14:00 PM

    re: IL

    It looks like I'll be back the weekend after Easter for a couple of days. I'll let everyone know once I get it all worked out.

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  6. Michael K3/30/2006 06:39:00 PM

    So.... Are the snakes homosexual or does Sammy J get one on his butt or what?

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