Friday, May 19, 2006

I'm Whipping Out the Meat Next Weekend

You heard right, next Sunday (the 28th) we're going to do a Memorial Day 'BBQ at Valley View'.

Expect:
- Jerked Chicken
- More Sausage In Yer Face Than That One Time At the 'Man-Hole'
- Slow-Smoked Ribs (dep. on availability)
- Loads of Free Beer (thanx Dan)
- Vodka Limeade
- Jello Shots
- Sweet Tea and Bourbon
- Throwing Knife Contests
- Elise (from Chicago)
- Milo Getting His Head Humped by Peapod
and (of course) my drunken meat-stuffed self rambling on about what's wrong with the kids today.
Good times.

This is a 'go', rain or shine. If it is raining, be sure to bring a poncho, because I'm not letting you filthy animals into my house.
Oh yeah, make sure to remember that (as always) it's BYOBA*.
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*Bring Your Own Body Armor
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6 comments:

  1. Anonymous5/19/2006 01:02:00 PM

    If there are no ribs, I'm not going.

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  2. Gunderstorm5/19/2006 04:14:00 PM

    Don't forget... Smoke balls are NOT illegal and hence not subject to confiscation.

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  3. Michael K5/19/2006 08:15:00 PM

    This is probably a bad idea but I can't help thinking Josh might want to try this:

    http://tinyurl.com/krzdo

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  4. DC Liar5/19/2006 09:42:00 PM

    Wow, Mike.

    That's the best performance I've ever seen outta a Mac.

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  5. edP5/19/2006 10:08:00 PM

    There was more than one time at the Man Hole.

    And don't forget the time at the Bill Hole.

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  6. edP5/22/2006 12:39:00 PM

    What is wrong with the kids these days?

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