Friday, June 02, 2006

If The Old Dog Thought the Blog Re-Design Post Was Gay...

One of my favorite time-wasting games is to substitute the word 'penis/penises' into movie/book/song titles.
I'm not sure where I got this from, but I'm pretty sure that the idea came from someone even more juvenile than myself. Come to think of it, I'm pretty sure that EdP and/or William T had a hand penis in coming up with this game.
Anyway, today I was looking at the Classic DVDs 47% Off section of Amazon.com, and I started to play the game. I giggled (like a schoolgirl) until I cried (like a schoolgirl) .

Here are a few of my favorites (click on the links to see the original titles):
The Day the Penis Stood Still
The Penises of Wrath
Hush...Hush, Sweet Penis
How to Steal a Penis
The Penis of the Sixth Happiness
The Penis of Anne Frank
Penis Her to Heaven
Three Penises In the Fountain
Love is a Many-Splendored Penis
How Green Was My Penis
Irving Berlin's Alexander's Ragtime Penis
Anna and the King of Penis
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38 comments:

  1. edP6/03/2006 02:56:00 PM

    Seven Penises for Seven Brothers

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  2. edP6/03/2006 02:57:00 PM

    Penis Over the River Kwai

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  3. DC Liar6/03/2006 03:09:00 PM

    Before the days of the bloggin' I was lobbying the Old Dog to join me in a cover band called 'Penis & Garfunkle'. All of our songs would be as such:
    Last Night I Had The Strangest Penis
    The Sound Of Penis
    Penis Morning, 3 A.M.
    The Big Bright Green Penis Machine
    Penises Never Bend With The Rainfall
    A Penis On The Underground Wall
    Save The Life Of My Penis
    A Hazy Shade Of Penis
    So Long, Penis Lloyd Wright
    Bye Bye Penis
    Penis Over Troubled Water
    -and-
    I Am A Cock

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  4. DC Liar6/03/2006 03:12:00 PM

    Those Magnificent Men in Their Penis Machines

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  5. Anonymous6/03/2006 08:43:00 PM

    And who can forget that timeless S&G, er P&G classic, The Dangling Penis.

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  6. olddogdk6/03/2006 10:48:00 PM

    Wow! I didn't know that Penis & Garfunkel was just one of your many penis endevours. Since we're on it:

    Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Penises

    Penis (Shaft)

    One Flew Over The Penis

    The Penis Adventure (The Poseiden
    Adventure)

    A Penis Is Born

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  7. bigsoda6/03/2006 10:49:00 PM

    Look no further than Welles for:
    - The War of the Penises
    - Citizen Penis
    - The Magnificent Penises
    and the fascinating "cockumentary:"
    - "F" is for Penis.

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  8. DC Liar6/04/2006 12:22:00 AM

    Oh, and Penis & Garfunkel would be pronounced "Penis Ampersand Garfunkel".
    I'm not sure why, but I remember being pretty vehement about it.

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  9. DC Liar6/04/2006 11:19:00 AM

    re: Welles

    And who could forget " Touch of Penis" or "The Third Penis"?

    If you want to delve into his TV/narration/lesser known roles, you get other gems such as:
    The Penis from Shanghai
    The Incredible Shrinking Penis
    Penis in the Mirror
    The Penis Honeymoon
    Upon This Penis
    Get to Know Your Penis
    The Penis Who Came to Dinner
    Penis of the Damned
    Penis of the Ancient Mariner
    A Penis Called Moses
    -and-
    Transformers: The Penis

    Thanx IMDb (http://www.imdb.com/)

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  10. edP6/04/2006 03:26:00 PM

    An American Werewolf in Penis

    An American Penis in Paris

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  11. edP6/04/2006 03:27:00 PM

    Bill and Ted's Big Penis

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  12. OleKobe6/04/2006 06:32:00 PM

    Gentlemen, gentlemen...this has gone on long enough!

    Close Encounters of the Third Penis

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  13. edP6/04/2006 07:31:00 PM

    Gentlemen? Where?

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  14. edP6/04/2006 07:32:00 PM

    Looking for Mr. Goodpenis

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  15. Goneferalinidaho6/04/2006 08:38:00 PM

    I haven't heard from you in a while, I was starting to think you'd gone soft or uber-political. I am so happy to see that you are right on track!

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  16. edP6/04/2006 10:18:00 PM

    My Own Private Penis

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  17. edP6/04/2006 10:19:00 PM

    The Penis That Fell to Earth
    (I love you David Bowie!)

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  18. edP6/04/2006 10:22:00 PM

    A few last Orson films (although nothing is going to top "F" is for Penis)

    The Penis at Midnight
    The Big Brass Penis
    Mr. Arkadin's Penis

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  19. edP6/04/2006 10:23:00 PM

    Now let's "do Howard Hawkes

    Bringing Up Penis
    Penis Bravo

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  20. Lady Di )O(6/04/2006 10:33:00 PM

    "Hush, Hush...Sweet Penis".

    baaahaaa. I'm falling on the floor like a fool. Lemme see what the Lady's got.

    The Penis Effect
    The Ususal Penises
    The Royal Penises
    Nightmare before Penis
    Schindler's Penis
    Penis Club
    The 40-Year Old Penis
    I Heart Penises.

    *giggle*

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  21. edP6/04/2006 11:22:00 PM

    Schindler's Penis???

    I think we have a weiner

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  22. Kim6/05/2006 04:27:00 AM

    I want to do cereals.

    Count Penis
    Frankenpenis
    Special "P"

    and perhaps the best, simply Penis (from Life cereal.)

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  23. edP6/05/2006 12:47:00 PM

    Captain Penis

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  24. P-Dizzle6/05/2006 01:02:00 PM

    It's a Wonderful Penis
    On Golden Penis
    Penis Now

    You could even take the less obvious noun & switch with some already said:

    Chimes at Penis
    The Man Who Fell to Penis
    The Incredible Penis Man
    The Bridge over Penis Kwai

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  25. edP6/05/2006 06:12:00 PM

    Blue Penis (D-Hopper is an even bigger prick in this version)

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  26. edP6/05/2006 10:05:00 PM

    Burt Reynolds:

    Sharky's Penis

    Stroker Penis

    Smokey and the Penis

    Penis and the Bandit

    The Longest Penis

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  27. edP6/06/2006 10:07:00 AM

    Maximum Penisdrive

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  28. edP6/06/2006 11:22:00 AM

    Anne of Green Penis
    Penis of Green Gables

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  29. edP6/06/2006 09:43:00 PM

    In honor of my beloved WhiteSOX:

    8 Penises Out

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  30. edP6/06/2006 09:44:00 PM

    And to show that I am not one of those Chicago sports fans who think that there is nothing west of the Mississippi or east of Gary...

    Penis of the Yankees

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  31. edP6/07/2006 01:18:00 AM

    It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Penis

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  32. edP6/07/2006 11:23:00 AM

    A Penis for All Seasons

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  33. edP6/08/2006 10:08:00 AM

    The Penises of Navarone

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  34. edP6/09/2006 10:41:00 AM

    Hannah and Her Penises

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  35. edP6/09/2006 02:20:00 PM

    Penis of Arabia

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  36. edP6/09/2006 05:50:00 PM

    All The President's Penises

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  37. edP6/09/2006 08:59:00 PM

    The Great Penis Robbery

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  38. edP6/10/2006 08:50:00 PM

    Penises in the Outfield

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