Friday, March 09, 2007

An Asshole of Many Faces

I have been going through a bunch of crap in an unemployed "get organized" frenzy. One of my myriad tasks is scanning a bunch of my old analog photographs into jpeg format. In doing so, I've uncovered a load of incriminating photos of myself - Here are a few of my favorites:

'Lil Liar (1976)

Longhaired Liar (1990)

Shave the Cheerleader (Halloween 1992)

New Orleans (1993)

College Liar (1996)

7DA Days (1999)

Unused DC Lies Icon (2005)

Now (2007)

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13 comments:

  1. edP3/11/2007 04:19:00 PM

    What's a guy got to do to get you back in that cheerleader outfit these days?

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  2. DC Liar3/11/2007 06:53:00 PM

    Just find me another cheerleader to date. Bourbon would help, also.

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  3. olddogdk3/11/2007 07:40:00 PM

    I've got bourbon! It was the second to cheapest bottle on the shelf. Therefore, it will make you the next to cheapest drag cheerleader.

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  4. DC Liar3/11/2007 07:42:00 PM

    Second cheapest?!?!
    That won't stand, sir!

    Guess I've got to lose the panties.

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  5. bigsoda3/11/2007 08:05:00 PM

    My eyes! They burn!!!

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  6. edP3/11/2007 11:23:00 PM

    There'll be more than your eyes burnin' if you hit that shit big Soda!

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  7. bigsoda3/11/2007 11:42:00 PM

    My mind! It burns!!!

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  8. P-Dizzle3/12/2007 08:17:00 AM

    Halloween '92 HAD to have been a good night for you.

    One way or another.

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  9. DC Liar3/12/2007 10:43:00 AM

    Actually, I wore that outfit to work at Crow's Nest (Naperville). Whenever some guy would come up and hit on me (and there were a handful) I'd say in my best Henry Kissinger voice "Okay, I will go out with you, but I must warn you that I'm not a cheap date" (or something to that effect) - most of 'em ran.

    Yeah, it was a pretty great day.

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  10. Anonymous3/12/2007 11:39:00 AM

    Wow, I mean most people have some 80/90s pics they would like to get rid of.

    Wow thanks for sharing.

    How does one scrub ones brain? I really wish I would have looked at these on a Friday instead of a Monday.

    I need bourbon stat!

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  11. Michael K3/12/2007 12:09:00 PM

    Starting to have horrifying flashbacks of an encounter with a "girl" at Mardis Gras '93.

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  12. Gunderstorm3/12/2007 03:05:00 PM

    Was 1996 the year you forgot what food was?

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  13. DC Liar3/12/2007 03:23:00 PM

    1996 was the year that finances forced me to choose between food and booze.

    Food lost.

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