I'm about to throw up another rant on the whole home-repair boondoggle, but I figured that I should include a chaser beforehand so that Mike wouldn't be tempted to contact the authorities. Here's something I found on teh internets. Birdies R cute.
That bird is totally gonna take a dump in this guys mac and cheese. There's a sick Yankee Doodle joke in here somewhere but it's too early for me to make it work.
I'm about to throw up another rant on the whole home-repair boondoggle, but I figured that I should include a chaser beforehand so that Mike wouldn't be tempted to contact the authorities.
That bird is totally gonna take a dump in this guys mac and cheese. There's a sick Yankee Doodle joke in here somewhere but it's too early for me to make it work.
ReplyDeleteIs that Pretty Bird?
ReplyDeleteGod-damned pretty bird. PRETTY BIRD! Fuck.
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