1. If I ever get a crazy, drunken message on my machine like that again, I'm kicking your ass.
10:30 PM he calls -- I live in NEW ENGLAND, fer fuck's sake. I have cows to milk, stonewalls to build and apple-muthafuckin-butter to churn in the morning. Punk. (But seriously: Bummer is, due to either my shit-phone or bad cell signal, half of your message was cut out -- I heard something about "hard liquor," "saving quarters for plane fare," and that was about it.)
2. Do not get cable phone. It sucks. I WAS home but the fucking ass phone was not ringing!
Have a jerky, you'll feel better.
ReplyDeleteNot that, you sick bastards!
Oh, you know that he's doing that!
ReplyDeletewhile eating actual jerky
ReplyDeleteDo you love it?
ReplyDelete1. If I ever get a crazy, drunken message on my machine like that again, I'm kicking your ass.
ReplyDelete10:30 PM he calls -- I live in NEW ENGLAND, fer fuck's sake. I have cows to milk, stonewalls to build and apple-muthafuckin-butter to churn in the morning. Punk.
(But seriously: Bummer is, due to either my shit-phone or bad cell signal, half of your message was cut out -- I heard something about "hard liquor," "saving quarters for plane fare," and that was about it.)
2. Do not get cable phone. It sucks. I WAS home but the fucking ass phone was not ringing!