Double-fuck me! ...the MPAA was right; Illegal downloading is killing the film industry.
I just took a look at my spam-folder and found these e-mails from (apparently) cash-strapped celebs:
- Harrison Ford - Subj: YOUR EMAIL ID HAVE WON PRIZE
- Halle Berry - Subj: juept good news
- Tyra Banks - Subj: BEST VIAGRA LEGETAMATE FROM UINTED STATES
- Sandra Bullock - Subj: good intercalat
- Forrest Witacre - Subj: improve ur sexual lives immediatly
- Tom Cruise - Subj: SOME SWING PICS ?
- Lindsay Lohan - Subj: Lohans Crotch Hair Scare
- Mrs. Cher Madonna - Subj: Sovetskie Mul'tfil'my
and my favorite
- Thomas Jeffersons - Subj: Tina Turner Amsterdam, Floyd Wall Rat Pack
God, I loved the Thomas Jeffersons - General Sherman Helmsley was fucking brilliant.
I don't know about you all, but I'm gonna buy some boner-pills just to help out Tyra Banks. Sister has legal bills to pay.
You proly think you're hot shit but do you ever get emails from foreign dignitaries needing to smuggle funds out of the country? I do.
ReplyDeleteNo Nigerian '419' e-mail will ever get me as excited as the actual letter I received.
ReplyDeleteYou'll probably want the boner pills if you're gonna do anything involving Tyra Banks. Yick...even before recent developments - Yick.
ReplyDeleteTyra Banks lately reminds me of a drag queen. I used to think she was the cat's pajamas but I don't know what she is doing to herself now but it ain't workin.
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