I was just going through my mail, and look what I got:
It's a Gen-U-Wine scam letter from Africa. Not a lousy e-mail, but a tangible hold-in-your-hands communique from the dark continent. Check out the South African stamps, and please control your envy.
If you want to get a better look at this sucker, here's a link: http://static.flickr.com/32/99411299_4b760f4ae0_o.jpg