Saturday, September 27, 2008

Household Hieroglyph

I noticed this pictogram on the side of a box of dryer-sheets, and for the life of me, I can't decipher it.
Here are my best guesses:
A) DO NOT PLACE SEAGULL IN TEAKETTLE
B) THIS IS NOT AN ENCHANTED WISHING LAMP - DO NOT RUB FOR GENIE
C) NOT FOR USE WITH EUROPEAN A/C PLUG-IN ANAL STIMULATORS
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8 comments:

  1. Chris B.9/29/2008 01:38:00 PM

    No hookas (especially after the anal thing).

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  2. Chris B.9/29/2008 01:39:00 PM

    Also, quit buying black market dryer sheets. Commie.

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  3. tom o10/01/2008 05:15:00 PM

    No Fragrance

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  4. PYLB10/02/2008 02:49:00 PM

    You may have a gas leak, dude. Step out for some fresh air.

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  5. DC Liar10/03/2008 04:02:00 PM

    Yeah, I figured it out as I was posting it, and just went forward with the post for the funny. I still contend that it's overly vague. HERE's my own pictogram that I sketched out in 30 seconds on a post-it note:

    I think THAT is way more discernible.

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  6. Kim10/03/2008 05:29:00 PM

    Duh.
    "Unscented."
    Guess you don't buy maxi pads, ey?

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  7. olddogdk10/04/2008 05:32:00 PM

    That can't be right. I think it means, "Not for use on Russian domes with giant toilet tank floats nearby."

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  8. olddogdk10/22/2008 07:37:00 PM

    Holy crap! You haven't post since the 27th of last month?

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