Sweet Christ, they're replicating!
It's Groundhog Day, and much like the Bill Murray movie of the same name, Joe is reliving the same day over and over. The difference being; the rest of the world isn't stuck in the same groove. Today, Mr. Matt joins the sectional couch players in the Andie MacDowell role.
As of press time there was no word on whether or not Joe saw his shadow.
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I've got a feeling he'll see about three shadows. If he sorts it out and picks the middle one, there will be six more weeks of drinking bourbon.
Dang it what did I tell you about spilling water on him?
You didn't feed him before midnite did you. What every you do don't feed them before midnite.
Is that guy sucking his thumb?
Two words: couch fire
Have you ever thought about one thing...
That couch is the single most comfortable piece of furniture in your entire household... Thus a magnet for drunkard roomates as they stumble in the door. Admit this, the couch and chair in the basement suck, if the bed in the spare bedroom could talk about it's history it would be a fucking epic... and lord knows what is living on or in Joe's bed. The living room couch is the most viable one to sleep on without waking up with permenant back problems or some rare South American VD... I should know... the itching hasn't gone away since sleeping on that bed in the spare bedroom over a year ago...
Though I would have to agree with the Gunderson... Couch fire sounds fun... though moving it onto the front lawn with him on it would be much less hazardous to your health.
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