Those godless red commies are trying to turn our poor innocent children into sodomites, transvestites, and homos. I know I say that all the time, but now I finally have incontrivertable proof.I was cruising the inter-tubes when I came across the 1965 educational video "Perversion For Profit" on the Internet Archives site.
Apparently, the Ruskies are using cheesecake girly mags to erode America's children's belief in God and turn them into masturbating rapists. As if that wasn't insidious enough, Red Ivan is marketing bodybuilding magazines to young christian boys in order to turn them into a bunch of prancing fairies while publishing racy novels to turn our young girls into sadomasochistic sodomites.
You may laugh now, but just wait until you return home from a hard day at work only to find Junior watching televised wrestling with a cucumber up his butt, and little Suzy prancing around naked in a black leather zipper mask with clothespins on her labia.
It WILL happen if you don't take action NOW. Remember, obscenity leads to depravity - It is our duty to destroy it before it spreads.
If you care about the future of our United States, you really should click on the links below (just not at work) to learn of this impending threat to America's moral fiber.
PART ONE - 13 min.
PART TWO - 18 min.
2 comments:
This is so weird. I was just watching a documentary on PBS last night about a group of professors that were persecuted and imprisoned in the 50's because they had naughty fitness mags.
This got me very horny
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