I noticed this pictogram on the side of a box of dryer-sheets, and for the life of me, I can't decipher it.Here are my best guesses:
A) DO NOT PLACE SEAGULL IN TEAKETTLE
B) THIS IS NOT AN ENCHANTED WISHING LAMP - DO NOT RUB FOR GENIE
C) NOT FOR USE WITH EUROPEAN A/C PLUG-IN ANAL STIMULATORS
8 comments:
No hookas (especially after the anal thing).
Also, quit buying black market dryer sheets. Commie.
No Fragrance
You may have a gas leak, dude. Step out for some fresh air.
Yeah, I figured it out as I was posting it, and just went forward with the post for the funny. I still contend that it's overly vague. HERE's my own pictogram that I sketched out in 30 seconds on a post-it note:
I think THAT is way more discernible.
Duh.
"Unscented."
Guess you don't buy maxi pads, ey?
That can't be right. I think it means, "Not for use on Russian domes with giant toilet tank floats nearby."
Holy crap! You haven't post since the 27th of last month?
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