Saturday, December 26, 2009

Phoneography

I just washed my phone (like a jackass). If anyone needs to contact me, please send me an e-mail.

Thursday, December 24, 2009



To the fuckwad in the RAV-4 who just accelerated through the standing water by Liar's Club (thoroughly soaking me): I hope you choke to death on a syphilitic cock .