Holy Shit!
My hotel is in a strip mall between a Costco, a Target, a PetSmart, and a Chilli's. I'm gonna get loaded on draft beer and Awesome Blossoms at Chili's, then sign up for a Costco membership, grab some shit from Target, and then go pet the ferrets at PetSmart.
In your face, fate!
Everything's coming up Millhouse!
Oh, no flippin' way... There's a god-damned bowling alley across the
street. Sweet!
I'm staying here forever.
- Sent From Blackberry Handheld -
3 comments:
Don't get so drunk that you make a suit of, put a ferret in, or otherwise rip up, those Target bags. You need those for trash can liners!
In regards to the Awesome Blossom:
A) Not Awesome.
B) Not a Blossom.
Kind of gross actually.
Don't listen to fancy-pants, Josh! You eat that 2lb fried laxative!
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