I'm not sure where I got this from, but I'm pretty sure that the idea came from someone even more juvenile than myself. Come to think of it, I'm pretty sure that EdP and/or William T had a
Anyway, today I was looking at the Classic DVDs 47% Off section of Amazon.com, and I started to play the game. I giggled (like a schoolgirl) until I cried (like a schoolgirl) .
Here are a few of my favorites (click on the links to see the original titles):
The Day the Penis Stood Still
The Penises of Wrath
Hush...Hush, Sweet Penis
How to Steal a Penis
The Penis of the Sixth Happiness
The Penis of Anne Frank
Penis Her to Heaven
Three Penises In the Fountain
Love is a Many-Splendored Penis
How Green Was My Penis
Irving Berlin's Alexander's Ragtime Penis
Anna and the King of Penis
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Seven Penises for Seven Brothers
Penis Over the River Kwai
Before the days of the bloggin' I was lobbying the Old Dog to join me in a cover band called 'Penis & Garfunkle'. All of our songs would be as such:
Last Night I Had The Strangest Penis
The Sound Of Penis
Penis Morning, 3 A.M.
The Big Bright Green Penis Machine
Penises Never Bend With The Rainfall
A Penis On The Underground Wall
Save The Life Of My Penis
A Hazy Shade Of Penis
So Long, Penis Lloyd Wright
Bye Bye Penis
Penis Over Troubled Water
-and-
I Am A Cock
Those Magnificent Men in Their Penis Machines
And who can forget that timeless S&G, er P&G classic, The Dangling Penis.
Wow! I didn't know that Penis & Garfunkel was just one of your many penis endevours. Since we're on it:
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Penises
Penis (Shaft)
One Flew Over The Penis
The Penis Adventure (The Poseiden
Adventure)
A Penis Is Born
Look no further than Welles for:
- The War of the Penises
- Citizen Penis
- The Magnificent Penises
and the fascinating "cockumentary:"
- "F" is for Penis.
Oh, and Penis & Garfunkel would be pronounced "Penis Ampersand Garfunkel".
I'm not sure why, but I remember being pretty vehement about it.
re: Welles
And who could forget " Touch of Penis" or "The Third Penis"?
If you want to delve into his TV/narration/lesser known roles, you get other gems such as:
The Penis from Shanghai
The Incredible Shrinking Penis
Penis in the Mirror
The Penis Honeymoon
Upon This Penis
Get to Know Your Penis
The Penis Who Came to Dinner
Penis of the Damned
Penis of the Ancient Mariner
A Penis Called Moses
-and-
Transformers: The Penis
Thanx IMDb (http://www.imdb.com/)
An American Werewolf in Penis
An American Penis in Paris
Bill and Ted's Big Penis
Gentlemen, gentlemen...this has gone on long enough!
Close Encounters of the Third Penis
Gentlemen? Where?
Looking for Mr. Goodpenis
I haven't heard from you in a while, I was starting to think you'd gone soft or uber-political. I am so happy to see that you are right on track!
My Own Private Penis
The Penis That Fell to Earth
(I love you David Bowie!)
A few last Orson films (although nothing is going to top "F" is for Penis)
The Penis at Midnight
The Big Brass Penis
Mr. Arkadin's Penis
Now let's "do Howard Hawkes
Bringing Up Penis
Penis Bravo
"Hush, Hush...Sweet Penis".
baaahaaa. I'm falling on the floor like a fool. Lemme see what the Lady's got.
The Penis Effect
The Ususal Penises
The Royal Penises
Nightmare before Penis
Schindler's Penis
Penis Club
The 40-Year Old Penis
I Heart Penises.
*giggle*
Schindler's Penis???
I think we have a weiner
I want to do cereals.
Count Penis
Frankenpenis
Special "P"
and perhaps the best, simply Penis (from Life cereal.)
Captain Penis
It's a Wonderful Penis
On Golden Penis
Penis Now
You could even take the less obvious noun & switch with some already said:
Chimes at Penis
The Man Who Fell to Penis
The Incredible Penis Man
The Bridge over Penis Kwai
Blue Penis (D-Hopper is an even bigger prick in this version)
Burt Reynolds:
Sharky's Penis
Stroker Penis
Smokey and the Penis
Penis and the Bandit
The Longest Penis
Maximum Penisdrive
Anne of Green Penis
Penis of Green Gables
In honor of my beloved WhiteSOX:
8 Penises Out
And to show that I am not one of those Chicago sports fans who think that there is nothing west of the Mississippi or east of Gary...
Penis of the Yankees
It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Penis
A Penis for All Seasons
The Penises of Navarone
Hannah and Her Penises
Penis of Arabia
All The President's Penises
The Great Penis Robbery
Penises in the Outfield
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