Anything that is said to a heckler should not be held against the heckelie*, as hecklers are subhuman and should be euthanized for the betterment of society. Additionally, if you spend the entire night goading a performer you are not entitled to be offended by anything he/she says once you get him/her to snap.
This rule will hereby be referred to as "Rickles' Law".
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*Heckelie is a registered trademark of L&E (C)2006
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A heckler called me "Hootie" once.
Once.
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