Good news - Bad news:
I'm going to be starting a new job on the 15th of this month - Out in Portland, Oregon.
I've been looking for a job for a few months back in Illinois and haven't had much luck, so last week when I got a great offer to go out to work on the West coast, I decided that I had to take it.
I'm going to be heading out there next Thursday and am going to try like hell to find an apartment within 5 days.
Wish me luck.