Thursday, September 24, 2009

Hey, Hippie, Your Ass is Filthy

The granola and Birkenstock brigade has a new target in its beady bloodshot little sights: 'Luxury' toilet paper.
Yeah, go right ahead there, Tigger (if that is your real name), and wipe your ass with that squirrel, but you're not getting my Cottonelle unless you pry it from my cold dead hands.

1 comment:

Shadrow said...

I say we conserve our consumption of red meat and start eating the greenpeace hippies with no grasp on reality....

I chose to wipe my ass with the fluffy stuff, while eating my red meat, and drinking my 6 bottles of water a day.

All I can say is fuck these people, pick something viable to fight for...