Iconography

I'm making this offer half drunk and wholly serious. I'm noticing that the entirety of the D-Town contingency has either no or half-assed Blogger icons.
If anyone wants me to do a custom photo shoot/Photoshop session while I'm back, I'd be happy to do you the favor free of any charge (I may drink some and/or all of your liquor-stuffs in the process, but that's incidental). I'll have my laptop and some time to kill, so if anyone wants a custom icon let me know.
And to clarify before everyone starts asking; only one of you can use WilliamT's naked ass as an online avatar - Bill has first shot at that one.

Extreme Blog Makeover Redux

After about 6 months of procrastinating, I took some time today and finally figured out how to fancy-up my lame-ass blog. Now it's faggoted-up like a 12 year old goth girl's MySpace page 'cuz I's got mad skillz with the HTML. I even updated my icon - Here it is full size:

Sweet, huh? I know you all are super-jealous.
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What the Hell is it?
The background is a close-up of the (very dusty) seat on my Vespa 50 Special, and the header is a photo of a L&E stencil I put together (which turned out cooler than the photo of the actual stenciling) with the tagline photoshopped in.