Saturday, September 27, 2008

Household Hieroglyph

I noticed this pictogram on the side of a box of dryer-sheets, and for the life of me, I can't decipher it.
Here are my best guesses:
A) DO NOT PLACE SEAGULL IN TEAKETTLE
B) THIS IS NOT AN ENCHANTED WISHING LAMP - DO NOT RUB FOR GENIE
C) NOT FOR USE WITH EUROPEAN A/C PLUG-IN ANAL STIMULATORS

8 comments:

Chris B. said...

No hookas (especially after the anal thing).

Chris B. said...

Also, quit buying black market dryer sheets. Commie.

tom o said...

No Fragrance

PYLB said...

You may have a gas leak, dude. Step out for some fresh air.

DC Liar said...

Yeah, I figured it out as I was posting it, and just went forward with the post for the funny. I still contend that it's overly vague. HERE's my own pictogram that I sketched out in 30 seconds on a post-it note:

I think THAT is way more discernible.

Kim said...

Duh.
"Unscented."
Guess you don't buy maxi pads, ey?

The Old Dog said...

That can't be right. I think it means, "Not for use on Russian domes with giant toilet tank floats nearby."

The Old Dog said...

Holy crap! You haven't post since the 27th of last month?