Holy (Cow) Shit!
My beloved Cubbies are sitting first (by a huge .001th of a percentage point) in the NL Central standings in motherfucking August. Granted, leading the NL Central is like being the points-leader in the Special Olympics, but still... There are SIX fucking teams in that sonovabitch, so I still say it beats the piss outta the AL West. Give the Astrholes over to 'em and we'll call it even.
Now I'm just waiting for another craptastic late-season collapse. Nothing sez "Cubbies" like a catastrophic September explosion.
Until then, I'm on cloud 9.