Thursday, May 08, 2008

From the "Bad Ideas That Sound Good When You're Really Fucking High" File

HOUSTON -- Three teenagers are accused of digging up a corpse, removing the head and using the skull as a bong to smoke marijuana, Houston police said

Matthew Richard Gonzalez and Kevin Wade Jones, both 17, and their 16-year-old friend were arrested Wednesday and charged with abuse of a corpse.

Police said the trio told investigators they dug up a body from an Humble area cemetery in March, decapitated it and converted the head into a marijuana pipe....

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All you need to know is that all involved were from Texas and home-schooled. Enough said.

4 comments:

PYLB said...

Given the fake skull bongs you find all over headshops, I think these boys deserve points for authenticity. Points which are immediately negated by stupidity, but points all the same.

edP said...

This skull is getting me so stoned I can't even feel my own skull man

PYLB said...

Wait, does this have something to do with the reason they're called "head" shops?

Olekobe said...

How much trouble would the boys be in if the corpse was actually a dead 500 year old Indian, and the skull was nicknamed Herman, and the boys drove it around to parties, and one of them also used the skull as a ventriloquist dummy? I'm just wondering.