Tuesday, January 23, 2007

The Liar -vs- The Alaskan Polar Bear Heater

A comment from Bill a couple of posts ago laid out the recipe for an "Alaskan Polar Bear Heater". Despite Ed's (emphatic) warnings, I decided to make one and film the results for posterity. Here it is:

It totally tastes like bitters-soaked ass. I drank the whole thing, nonetheless.
Big thanks go out to The Girl for doing camera duty - Look for her finger in a reappearing cameo throughout.


edP said...

I felt like I was watching a snuff film.

big sky said...

Unfortunately I just asked Ed what a snuff film is. This coming from a girl who lost her shoeless kid in the snow yesterday. You were very organized. Nice clean sink, too.

garv said...

"It totally tastes like bitters-soaked ass."

I guess a lot depends on whose ass is soaked in bitters.

Speaking of ass, dial-up sucks it. I'll have to check out the video at the hardware store. I'm finally getting broadband next week. It's gonna be so sweet.

DC Liar said...

Kim - re:girl who lost her shoeless kid in the snow
I lose Drinky Joe out in the snow all of the time - it happens, don't worry about it. Just leave out a fifth of bourbon on the front step, and your lil' man will be home in no-time.

Bill - Ernest Borgnine's ass.

edP said...

ewww...Holy McHale's Ass Navy, DC Liar!

jeanz said...

I too noticed the clean sink. Nice sharp knife, too. A very pleasant setting in which to melt one's innards.

Chris B. said...

Heheh - Mount Gay.

Kim said...

Were those bare feet?
In January?
Shooty, please put some slippers on!
And thanks for the CD!

Word V is "axzmww."
Which means "Ass. Mmmmm!"

Kim said...

Mount Gay!

garv said...

I just got broadband today, and I was able to watch the video. All I can say is I can't believe you wasted the Balvenie on that slop.

You're a better man than I am.

garv said...

This video got a mention in my "Soused Cinema" column in MODERN DRUNKARD MAGAZINE #53 (available on newsstands now).

Michael K said...

Thanks to Garv for directing me to this. I really can't believe you drank that shit.

Tornado Jack said...

You should have filtered http://graykangaroo.com that stuff!
HA, Great video! YOu are a champion!