Oh, Holy Shit! I'm laughing too hard to even type.
The huge Boston bomb scare today was, apparently, Bean-Town's Finest running around town blowing up promotional LED displays (pictured above) for the upcoming Aqua Teen Hunger Force movie. LINK
How wicked-retarded do you have to be to mistake a bunch of little LED lights in the shape of a 'Mooninite' for an explosive device?
If little multicolored lights freak 'em out that much, I'm amazed that they got through the holiday season without repeatedly shitting themselves.
In all fairness, maybe their daddies beat them with Lite-Brites when they were little.
I feel safer already.