Modern technology has finally reached the apex of worthless crap. I, for one, am ecstatic.
I present the Sit N Joy:It's a vibrating inflatable pool chair with built in speakers, an MP3 dock, and beer holders. If Caligula were alive today, you know he'd be totally be all about this. Plus, It's fucking named "Sit N Joy" and manufactured by Astone Holdings Pty Ltd., so you know it's quality.
My plan is to retro-fit a bunch of these with gun racks and outboard motors and take over the territories of the Chicago River and the western shore of Lake Michigan (or my Mom's pool) as soon as I get back.
You're all invited to join my vibrating armada, but you're responsible for bringing your own bikini chick.