Saturday, December 15, 2007

Moving Diary (excerpt)

Here's a taste of the awesome adventure that has been my life over the last month:

Thursday
... Packing for most of the day and night
6 AM - Go to sleep

Friday
10 AM - Wake up
11:30 - Keep packing
14:30 (2PM) - Lunch
15:00 - More packing
17:00 - Around the Horn & P.T.I on ESPN
18:00 - Go back to packing
19:30 - Run to liquor store - For more boxes (not booze)
20:15 - Return to packing
21:00 - Throw screaming hissy-fit over legal sized file folders not fitting into Grand Marinier boxes
21:20 - Try to coax dog out of bathtub and try to get girlfriend to stop crying due to aforementioned hissy-fit
21:35 - Throw second hissy fit, thus negating all earlier efforts to smooth-over earlier hissy-fit
21:45 - Pop a Valium and crack open a beer to prevent any further hissy-fits
21:50 - Keep on packing
22:45 - Wander around in a circle muttering "where's the tape?" for 15 minutes straight
23:00 - Realize that it's 11 PM, and decide to eat dinner

Saturday
Midnight - Start dismantling Computer and electronics
04:00 - Re-connect wireless internet and laptop
05:00 - Call it a night and have another 3 beers
06:00 - Shower
06:30 - Decide that I'm not gonna get any sleep - Start brewing coffee and pop 2 Ephidrine tabs
07:00 - Drinky Joe comes home and drunkenly stumbles toward bed - Prick
08:00 - While waiting for U-Haul place to open, decide to write a brief 'Moving Diary' to show what a spazz I am
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