Monday, December 10, 2007

The Japanese Citizen Kane

With the writer's strike going hard, I have a word of advice to Hollywood. Just quit. Seriously. Board up the studios, sell all of your equipment to the porno industry, and find another line of work.
Because Japan has just produced what possibly could be the perfection of the film medium. It's called Machine Girl, and looks like the BEST MOVIE EVER.
Why even try and top this? It can't be done. You'd probably have better luck attempting to manufacture an full-scale replica of the universe. Hollywood, give it up and get ready for your money shot.

Bow to the glory which is Machine Girl:


Michael K said...


Chris B. said...

Is that real? Is Fukudome in it?

DC Liar said...

Fuck yeah, it's real.

edP said...

Fukudome is in Wrigley now and the Machine Girl could kick his bitch ass!

The Old Dog said...

Yes! As I was hitting the link in my favorites, I was thinking, "I'm going to ask for an Asian Arert. It's been too long."

shadrow said...

ooooooohhhhh.... drill bras... mmmmmmm... not to mention all the other cool shit in the preview.... DROOOOOOOLLLLL!!!!!


bigsoda said...

They had me at flying guillotine, then sealed the deal with drill-bras.

Oh, Ed. I pity you and your GM not being able to get his phone calls answered, but don't take it out on Fukudome. Remember: Brian Anderson has a lot of upside.