Okay, Those stupid fucking whales have navigated their way back out into the ocean. Now the national media can go back to focusing on important issues like gas prices, bears caught up in trees, and Lindsay Lohan.
I'd bet anything that right now those two are getting curbed (reefed?) by a bunch of other whales for dispelling the whole "whales are smart" fallacy.
If that shit went on for any longer, I was ready to personally call in the Japanese whaling fleet to put an end to the whole embarrassing fiasco and send them to a better place - Into the loving mouth of our Lord and Savior, the Shark-Christ.