The motherfucking Anaheim Mighty fucking Ducks just took the cocksucking Stanley Cup. FUCK!
To give you non-hockey fans some perspective, this is the equivalent of Rush Limbaugh winning the Democratic party's nomination for president with Bill O'Reily as his veep.
Right now the NHL ranks somewhere between intramural badminton and competitive hotdog eating in my pantheon of sports fandom. I fucking give up - Why couldn't there be a fucking strike this year? Now the cup is scarred for life with this blight forever engraved into it's visage.
The Stanley Cup used to be a beautiful unattainable goddess, now she's just some sleazy bar hag that vomited down the front of her tube-top right before porking your retarded cousin.
AAARGH!!! The NHL is D-E-A-D.
More on my feelings about the the NHL (& the Ducks) HERE.