Monday, June 12, 2006

Ferrets or Space Man?

I called work today and told them that NJ was so rad that I was gonna stay an extra day, get really drunk, go bowling, and play with ferrets.
They told me that if I came back that they'd let me hang out with an astronaut, so that's what I'm doing tomorrow.
I had 4 hours on the drive back to think up the perfect opening line: (in my best heathen savage voice) "You kill sky father in big metal penis?"


Michael K said...

Please have the song "Sky Pilot" playing. It is my most hated song of all time and the astronauts must pay.

Also, please ask them to stop spankin the Cubs.

Kim said...

Then tell him : "In my country, you'd be whipped in the ass for blood!"

(Part of a true story.)

The Old Dog said...

Ooooooooh! Look at me, I'm an astrophysicist/astronaut/electrical engineer!

It's guys like that who make me feel like the comic book guy on the Simpsons.

TheStrangeblue said...

Ah dude, he must be so sick of that opening line. Come up with something new.