My hotel is in a strip mall between a Costco, a Target, a PetSmart, and a Chilli's. I'm gonna get loaded on draft beer and Awesome Blossoms at Chili's, then sign up for a Costco membership, grab some shit from Target, and then go pet the ferrets at PetSmart.
In your face, fate!
Everything's coming up Millhouse!
Oh, no flippin' way... There's a god-damned bowling alley across the
I'm staying here forever.
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