Thursday, August 03, 2006

Asian Arert, Motherfuckers!

It's been awhile since I've gotten around to doing an Asian Arert. I'm going to make up for that void by overloading your senses with a super-ultra-happy-fun mega post here chock full 'o' fishy Asian goodness.

The Girl sent me a bunch of You Tube videos and threatened me with grievous bodily harm if I didn't get 'em up here. Looking over these I realized that the Japanese advertising culture is exactly what American advertising would have looked like back in the 1950s if everyone in the industry was whacked out on lysergic acid diethylamide. It's some good stuff, to be sure.

This is an ad for green tea:

This one's for a bath-powder of some sort:

If you wanna find some wacky-ass commercials type "pretz" into the You Tube search box. This one's my favorite.

And to top it all off, I present the best footage in the history of television (as seen on Countdown with Keith Olbermann):

Wow, watching all those Asian videos made me hungry. I could really go for a sandwich right now.

Ummm... nevermind.


The Old Dog said...

I've been waiting for my next arert; Now my balls hurt just having watched that.

Damn the Asian Arert.

(keep 'em coming, though)

Meat Head said...

Holy crap I want Asian TV. Way better than the crap we have on.

I laughed so hard my face hurts.Funny shit!