- Sent From Blackberry Handheld -
Have a jerky, you'll feel better.Not that, you sick bastards!
Oh, you know that he's doing that!
while eating actual jerky
Do you love it?
1. If I ever get a crazy, drunken message on my machine like that again, I'm kicking your ass. 10:30 PM he calls -- I live in NEW ENGLAND, fer fuck's sake. I have cows to milk, stonewalls to build and apple-muthafuckin-butter to churn in the morning. Punk. (But seriously: Bummer is, due to either my shit-phone or bad cell signal, half of your message was cut out -- I heard something about "hard liquor," "saving quarters for plane fare," and that was about it.)2. Do not get cable phone. It sucks. I WAS home but the fucking ass phone was not ringing!
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