Tuesday, November 21, 2006

Rules That I Just Made Up #837

Anything that is said to a heckler should not be held against the heckelie*, as hecklers are subhuman and should be euthanized for the betterment of society. Additionally, if you spend the entire night goading a performer you are not entitled to be offended by anything he/she says once you get him/her to snap.

This rule will hereby be referred to as "Rickles' Law".

*Heckelie is a registered trademark of L&E (C)2006

1 comment:

edP said...

A heckler called me "Hootie" once.