Sunday, February 11, 2007

Age of the Ignoramus

At first I thought it was a joke, but after reading other warnings such as: "Hot Cheese May Burn The Inside of Your Mouth" and " Plastic Pizza Guard is Not Edible", I'm thinking that they're serious.
Jesus hot-pants-wearing Christ, How fucking stupid have people gotten that we need this warning printed on the bottom of pizza boxes? I'd wager that if you're stupid enough to carry around your pizza upside-down, you wouldn't be able to read the damn warning anyhow.
Viva la de-evolution.
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Props go out to our own pizza box holdin' Italian stereotype, Mr. Joe, for his modeling services.

7 comments:

edP said...

Ironically that is the same tattoo I have on my ass.

Chris B. said...

I think that's the first picture I've seen of Joe upright and alert.

Rick said...

Perhaps pizza box makers, like some bloggers, actually have a sense of humor. You know, irony?

This mind left intentionally blank.

Jackson said...

Obviously Rick doesn't live in DC. I've been out here for 4 years now and in that time have had pizzas that were actually delivered upside-down. I've also had pizzas that were delivered uncooked, burnt black, and with all of the cheese and toppings slopped around and congealing around the outside of the crust. Never order a pizza in this town.

Meat Head said...

Well people are stupid for sure. Ms. Meat Head aka Dr. Meat Head. Had some one call her once about there medicine and when they could eat. They had not eating in several days and they were starving. Dr. Meat Head was confused and concerned as to why this person hadn’t eaten in days. The person explained that when they got home and opened there medicine. The bottle of pills contained cotton, pills and a little packet that said “Do Not Eat”.

I still think my wife should have just said never.

The Old Dog said...

Someone should take their pizzas away from them.

F1.4 said...

Ok, we know this shit wouldn't happen in Chicago.

god damn word verification game -- can't do it after a couple beers.