Thursday, September 27, 2007

Too Drunk To Smoke

Last night I went out to the Turbonegro/Mondo Generator show at Black Cat, here in DC. Great fucking show - I told y'all to catch this tour in Chicago back on the 19th, for your sake, I hope you went.

The show was good, but I was a wreck - That fucking smoking ban is gonna kill me. Literally. Here's the deal; You have to smoke outside, but you can't bring any drinks outside, so before you can go out for a smoke you have to slam your beer. I spent the whole night slamming beers. Everything gets kinda blurry after 10PM.

Here's what I sorta remember: Bands rock; almost get into fight with another drunk fuck; decide to take quick nap on sacks of wood chips at the garden supply shop around the corner; more drinkin'; Wake up in my underwear in front of my computer waiting for the new Woot to come up; give up - go to bed.

Stupid smoking ban.

8 comments:

Chris B. said...

Yeah, I'd rather allow someone to smoke in front of me at a show than have them rub up against me to leave for a smoke, then again coming back to their "spot". Smoking ban might result in me getting some kind of skin-borne disease.

edP said...

Skin-borne disease? You rang.

edP said...

I even give me the Willies.

The Old Dog said...

Ban the smoking ban!

edP said...

Just please don't tell me you're too hung over to pick some football games.

DC Liar said...

Look for the picks sometime on Saturday.

Michael K said...

I find it hard to believe that you had your pants off in front of the computer in anticipation of a Woot sale. Woot off? more like Jack Off. Who do you think you're follin'?

DC Liar said...

I learned long ago that internet porn is for suckers. You'll pick up more viruses that way than anonymous Minneapolis airport bathroom sex.

Sadly, now I do get my internet kicks from the Woot.