Arbitrary stereotype of the day: Norwegians love cake.
Or is that potato salad?
Regardless, I'm going to celebrate Craig's b-day by going to Jes & Anita's b-day bash tonight at The Big Hunt and indignantly asserting (repeatedly) that Craig's party would be much cooler. Then (after I'm good and hammered) I'll try and convince everyone in the bar that the party was really for Craig, but that Jes & Anita had to ruin it by leaching on. Hell, I might even barf on the subway again just to top it all off.
One thing is for sure - I've got to make an effort to be (more of) an insufferable jerk tonight. It's the way Gundy would want it.