Double-fuck me! ...the MPAA was right; Illegal downloading is killing the film industry.
I just took a look at my spam-folder and found these e-mails from (apparently) cash-strapped celebs:
- Harrison Ford - Subj: YOUR EMAIL ID HAVE WON PRIZE
- Halle Berry - Subj: juept good news
- Tyra Banks - Subj: BEST VIAGRA LEGETAMATE FROM UINTED STATES
- Sandra Bullock - Subj: good intercalat
- Forrest Witacre - Subj: improve ur sexual lives immediatly
- Tom Cruise - Subj: SOME SWING PICS ?
- Lindsay Lohan - Subj: Lohans Crotch Hair Scare
- Mrs. Cher Madonna - Subj: Sovetskie Mul'tfil'my
and my favorite
- Thomas Jeffersons - Subj: Tina Turner Amsterdam, Floyd Wall Rat Pack
God, I loved the Thomas Jeffersons - General Sherman Helmsley was fucking brilliant.
I don't know about you all, but I'm gonna buy some boner-pills just to help out Tyra Banks. Sister has legal bills to pay.