I've been having a totally crap week, and it looks like it's gonna get worse. I've just fielded about a half-dozen media inquiries, so keep an eye out for my happy ass in your local news rag.
It's nothing bad, but unless I want to get fired, this is all I can say:
A certain entity (which I may or may not work for) may have filed forms with an unnamed government agency. Said forms could have listed my potential work for an unnamed client. Media might have acquired said forms, and decided that they were newsworthy for reasons which will go unmentioned.
Simple as that. It's nothing; this shit happens all the time. Christ, is it frustrating.