If you're hugging someone, they can't hit you.
I just learned that tonight - use it well.
- Sent From Blackberry Handheld -
Where's that promised rant?Good cripes--you guys think he drank himself to death?See, now I'm worried...
"If you're hugging someone, they can't hit you."You still got to watch the jewels, though.
One time, way back in the day, I watched Santi diffuse a drunken lout at Otto's by calmly (but firmly) hugging him and telling him (all the way to the floor) that the fight he had been in was now over. If I remember correctly, two or three other Otto's employees were working on the other guy in the fight. Santi kept the guy wrapped up on the floor until he admitted that his fight was, indeed, over. Fucking awesome. I think I just stood there and sipped my drink.
I wasn't fighting. I was loving...and I resent the term "drunken lout" I prefer public lush. It sounds sexier!
Ed and Santiago--FIGHTING?
My story included a total stranger but there are plenty of Ed vs. Santi stories, too. Here's proof.
They can head butt you and or bite a piece of your face off.
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