Sunday, July 30, 2006

Old... So Old (and damp)

I'm out at the Lagwagon - Lawrence Arms - A Wilhelm Scream show at Black Cat.

I'm older than everybody up in this joint.

It's hot as fuck, I'm sweating like a whore in church, and to top it all off - while I was at the urinal my Prince Albert squirted piss all down my right leg.

I'm still hangin' tough, though - I'm doin' it for the rock.

- Sent From Blackberry Handheld -


Michael K said...

You keep rockin' you old bastard. Could have done without the prince albert visual. How do you keep those things from getting infected?

DC Liar said...

I've had the PA for 14 years, and have never had an infection despite my proclivity for poking it in extraordinarily filthy places.

Visualize that.

Michael K said...

Must be the fact that you piss pure grain alcohol and sweat acid.