Monday, July 31, 2006

It's So Hot...

I just saw a squirrel spontaneously combust outside my window.

EdP seems to think that this hellish inferno is "okily-dokily", but I'm with the Old Dog on this one. It's freaking hot as nuts out there.
Speaking of nuts; mine are firmly fucking affixed to my leg - It's going to take a spatula, some industrial solvent, and 3 migrant workers to get 'em dislodged.
As a super-special added bonus, the goddamn Senate is in for an extra week, so I have to sweat it out in full 'suit and tie mode' all week. This eats an ass.

Oh, and to top off the whole shit-pile; check THIS out.


Michael K said...

I have the day off so I went to the beach. Too hot for this Pollack. Us northern Europeans are a sweaty lot. I drank 2 bottles of water in about 20 minutes.

I know how you feel about the suit thing. I had to visit lots of clients last summer. Bad enough to be in Boise but in the middle of a heat wave in suit and tie is a mother fucking sweat fest.

edP said...

That was the heat a coupla weeks ago. This fucking sucks. I can't even golf.

Do I sound cool?

Don't answer that