Thursday, July 13, 2006

Helluva Day

I was gonna write a huge rant about the big thing that happened today - then I realized that I couldn't talk about it. Then in the middle of that thing, something else happened that I can't mention. Then shortly after that, the Dago called to tell me that the dog got away from him (once again). Fuck me.

Everything worked out fine with the first thing, everything should be fine with the second thing, and the dog showed up (eventually), but I'm still gonna kill that fucking wop.

15 comments:

Lady Di )O( said...

Come on with all of the "I can't talk about it" fuckery! We want details.

I received mail yesterday!! It shall remain in my car for all eternity (or until I get sick of it). Thanks for the "package". Har!

I slay me...

DC Liar said...

If I give out the good stuff, I get fired or sued (or sued and fired).

The Old Dog said...

Sounds like the dago is a bit like having a drunken wife at home. Crisis after crisis.

Michael K said...

Just stop teasing us.

Also, no CD yet. I am starting to feel jilted.

DC Liar said...

Everybody's CD went out either Thursday of last week, or this Tuesday. Keep checkin'.

Show of hands - Who received theirs yet?

Kim said...

One: YOU ARE BLONDE NOW LADY DI?? SHIT HOWDY, YOU LOOK FUCKIN' HOT!

Two: Raises hand -- got mine a day or two ago -- thanks!

Three: I so want to hear about this SECRET STUFF. Quit teasin' Josh, you're giving my blue balls.

Kim said...

"If I give out the good stuff, I get fired or sued (or sued and fired)."

Cock tease little BITCH.

DC Liar said...

I prefer the term "Cunt Tease", which also happens to be the name of the band (The Cunt Teasers) I've been trying to get together here in DC.

I are dumb.

Lady Di )O( said...

No, you aren't dumb...you're STUPID - the latest word for cool thanks to Old Dog, Chris B and some barbecue guy.

"If I give out the good stuff, I get fired or sued (or sued and fired)." Are you talking about music or gossip. Either way, I call CUNT TEASER.

Btw, that band name is stupid!

DC Liar said...

It's a double-entendre. I turn into (more of) a condescending prick once anyone is foolish enough to put a microphone in front of me.

The Cunt Teasers - At War With The Audience

tom o said...

got mine.

The Old Dog said...

You know I got mine. Thanks, condescending prick!

Prairie Dawg said...

1. I was surprised the Int'l Noise Conspiracy track is my fave so far. I didn't think they were "like that."

2. I always liked Folk Implosion a hell of a lot more than I like Sebadoh.

Good stuff maynard

Jeanz said...

We got ours, and played it loudly outside. That is, until the fuckity-fucks started ... then we turned it down a lil bit.

It does indeed rock. Thanks a million, Crapbag.

Prairie Dawg said...

I love that Iced-Tea song, "Wop Killer."