I was gonna write a huge rant about the big thing that happened today - then I realized that I couldn't talk about it. Then in the middle of that thing, something else happened that I can't mention. Then shortly after that, the Dago called to tell me that the dog got away from him (once again). Fuck me.
Everything worked out fine with the first thing, everything should be fine with the second thing, and the dog showed up (eventually), but I'm still gonna kill that fucking wop.