I think that from now on I should probably start pissing TOWARD the urinals, 'cause my current method clearly ain't workin'.
- Sent From Blackberry Handheld -
Friday, July 21, 2006
Bunch of Pee-Shy Bitches
Every time I use the urinals at a major sporting event, everyone seems to run off as soon as I hit the 'scene'. Even at sold-out games there seems to be a 3 urinal gap around me.
I think that from now on I should probably start pissing TOWARD the urinals, 'cause my current method clearly ain't workin'.
I think that from now on I should probably start pissing TOWARD the urinals, 'cause my current method clearly ain't workin'.
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Could be worse. I hate it when there are like thirty open stalls and some dude comes to the one right next to you. And if they start talking to you... Get the fuck outta here fella! Just here to piss.
Maybe the "rash" freaks them out. You did know that not everyone has that, right?
Do you sing a happy pee song?
"I'm peeing!
See me?
I'm peeing!"
I didn't think so.
There's your problem, buddy.
Lady Di: Yer mom has a rash.
Kaka: Yer mom sings while she's at the urinal!
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